What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

Accessories

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What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.