What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

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How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.