What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's?

To get to the other side