What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

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Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

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What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.