What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

Previous Random Joke Next

Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.