What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

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What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.