What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

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Because an itch in time saves nine.

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Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

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I'm paw !

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How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).