What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).