What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Retirement Jokes More Retirement Jokes

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.