What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

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How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.