What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.