What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.