What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

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How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.