What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.