What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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Because it's harder to run in squares.

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A ruff terrain.

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.