How will I know when I'm an adult?

and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

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What will reddit never know?

Victoria's Secret...

What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

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What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

What would you hear at a cow concert?

Moo-sic!

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What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

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What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy