What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call racist jokes that are made about black people?

Dark humor

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!