What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call a house full of black people?

A jail.

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)