What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.