What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!