How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say?

Icy dead people!

What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.