How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!