Yellow in the front, brown in the back.
Making them.
I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
One Mississippi.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.