How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his kids?

Because he's black.

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

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What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

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Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'