How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.