How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

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What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

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Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!