How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama?

Vineyard Skynyrd

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.