How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"