How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

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How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

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Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.