How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

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Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Yo Mama Jokes More Yo Mama Jokes

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

Shoot Star Jokes More Shoot Star Jokes

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."