You died of dysentery. Sorry.
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
Retarded.
Life's a bee-itch and then you die."
Who dies first? No one cares. :/
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
Because they couldn't cross the streams.
It was important not to fall off the wagon.