What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

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What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.