How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.