How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.