How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Why did I divide sin by tan?

just cos.