How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Previous Random Joke Next

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

How do a neckbeard's cells divide?

by m'tosis

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.