What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!