What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

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Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

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Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.