How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.