How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!