How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO