Poodle Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO