What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

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What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.