What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.