What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

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Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

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What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

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What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.