What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

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What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

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How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.