What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.