Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."