Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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They steal all the green cards.

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None, it only takes Tolkiens

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Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

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What is Australian cuisine called?

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Uluruakbar

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.