Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

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When it's broke.

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It's the only chance they have to mate.

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Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.