They keep saying check, mate.
The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
Christmas music will still be playing next year.
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
O My GOd! I am so drunk.
Purrth.
Cheers, mate.
they smack my bishop
They are missing 2 towers