Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up?

The dinocologist

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

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What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

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What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.