Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

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What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers