What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

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What do you call a Mexican baptism?

Bean dip!

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

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What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.