What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

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What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.