What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !