When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!