When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

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Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"