When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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You got a friend in me.

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

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What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "