What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"