What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

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Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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He was charged with battery!

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He kept trying to tune her G string.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"