What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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What position makes the ugliest children?

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs