What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

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What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"