What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

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What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What do you call a masochist looking for a hookup?

Cruisin' for a bruisin'

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...