What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

Ash Jokes More Ash Jokes

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!