Look at all that ash...
Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
Hulk ash!
A: A red bucket in disguise.
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
I thought Asian women couldn't drive &#3232&#3232
Noone cares.
They're both ash-holes.
That ash.
