What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

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What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."