What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Teddy Bear Jokes More Teddy Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."