What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !