What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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Why do white men shop at black yard sales?

To get all their stuff back.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala