What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

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What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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