What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.