Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!