Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!