Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at?

HackDonalds.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why do you go to a black mans garage sale?

So you can get all your stuff back.