Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

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What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

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What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.