Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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Teddy Bear Jokes More Teddy Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho