Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.