Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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Why do you go to a black mans garage sale?

So you can get all your stuff back.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy