Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

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Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.