Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake