Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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Teddy Bear Jokes More Teddy Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

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