Dessert Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

bakLAVA

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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The Woof of Wall Street.

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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

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How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

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What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.