Dessert Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

bakLAVA

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Owe Jokes More Owe Jokes

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What do you call bad Mediterranean food?

Falawful.

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

Brownie Jokes More Brownie Jokes

What is a police officer's least favorite dessert?

A brownie.

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.