Dessert Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

bakLAVA

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

Cannoli Jokes More Cannoli Jokes

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Brownie Jokes More Brownie Jokes

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.