Dessert Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

bakLAVA

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!

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This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

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What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

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She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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Oscar im so sorry

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

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What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

What do you call Mussolini's flying saucer?

A dictator ship.

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What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

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What is the Islamic State's favourite frozen dessert?

Choc ISIS :D

Who's there ! Chocs ! Chocs who ?

Chocs away !