Dessert Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

bakLAVA

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

Brownie Jokes More Brownie Jokes

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

a paleontologist.

What does an Irishman have for dinner?

A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.

Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes More Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

Owe Jokes More Owe Jokes

How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.