Dessert Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

bakLAVA

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

Mussolini Jokes More Mussolini Jokes

What was Mussolini's favourite dessert?

Tyranisu

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What do you call bad Mediterranean food?

Falawful.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin

What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing?

Skywalker Ranch.