How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !