How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho