How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!