How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.