How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

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What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake