What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!