What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.