What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

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How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas