What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny