What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish?

An elephant with a wet boot

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !