What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What's the difference between batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!