What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

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Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

Homeless Jokes More Homeless Jokes

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Bald Head Jokes More Bald Head Jokes

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.