Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.