Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".