Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

Fish !

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)