How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper

What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Charlotte Jokes More Charlotte Jokes

What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White