How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

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Patty O'Furnature

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What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

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What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

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A "protest" apparently.

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC