How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Charlotte Jokes More Charlotte Jokes

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC