How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White