How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

Charlotte Jokes More Charlotte Jokes

What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White