How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

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What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

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What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White