Charlotte Jokes

What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA