Charlotte Jokes

What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.