Charlotte Jokes

What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery?

A semi-colon

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.