Charlotte Jokes

What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball