Charlotte Jokes

What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What do you call a group of black criminals?

A "protest" apparently.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!