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Sing the nation anthem they will sit down
E B White
Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
It had a nervous breakdown.
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
In the *pew*.
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!
Jungle Bells
Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...
He's not a fan of juvenile plots.
A good start.