Charlotte Jokes

What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

Who's there ! An author ! An author who ?

An author joke like this and I'm off !

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.