Charlotte Jokes

What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery?

A semi-colon

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity