What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.