Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
A marriage certificate.
Because why MC, eh
Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
Plan C-ya.
A hens nights
It was wound up already.
Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"
A terrified postman.
A watchdog.
Whom Whom Whom Whom
