Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
Da Beers
Premature Edraculation
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
The slaughter house
They have big fans.
A: Don't wind it.
A terrified postman.
A watchdog.
Whom Whom Whom Whom
