Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
When their lips move
A jelly baby.
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
Paddy O'Furniture
Some days the wind doesn't blow.
They have big fans.
A watchdog.
A terrified postman.
Whom Whom Whom Whom