What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.