What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.