What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.