What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.