Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.