Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.