Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry

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Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.