Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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Who's the healthiest member of the Army?

General Wellbeing

What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

A navy infantry cavalry

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What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.