Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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How do you make an orange turn red?

Get John Boehner to cry.

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.