Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.
Because they lactose. Moo
Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice
Because they're rated
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
Because they built their stuff with reads!
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
E.T. learned English and went home.
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
Get John Boehner to cry.