How do you make an orange turn red?

Get John Boehner to cry.

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Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

How do you make an orange turn red?

Get John Boehner to cry.