Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

Poor Self Image Jokes More Poor Self Image Jokes

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.