Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Why was Steve Jobbs funeral an open casket?

So the attendees could get some face-time.