Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend