Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

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What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

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How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!