Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train