How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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We'd be good together.

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I only loved you for your body!"

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When they get too old.

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

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He dumped his girlfriend.