How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

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How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend