He dumped his girlfriend.
The Pirates always lose.
A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
He gave her a ring.
He dumped his girlfriend
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
That's when the big hand touches the little hand.
Me too*
