How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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What's a ghost's favorite data type?

BOO-lean!

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.