How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

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Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

What does a ghost drink?

Boo's.

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What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why do flower beds have mulch?

So you can't see their underplants.

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!