What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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Because she's a cover thief.

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.