What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

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Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

What does a zen ghost say?

Boo, duh...