What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

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What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.