Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

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What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

What do you call an STI in your nose?

Sniff-illis

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What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!