Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

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How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

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What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!