What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

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What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.