What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

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Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.