What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.