What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Snot Jokes More Snot Jokes

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot