6 foot of snot
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
When it's snot.
I gotta run.
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"
Because the slow ones are in jail.
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
Because deep down, they're good people.
An elephant with spare parts !el
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !
They are always packing their trunk !
A mouse going on vacation.
They are the path of leaf resistance.
A palm tree!
me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon
Mooooooooooooove.
