Snot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why is it impossible to run through a campground?

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.