Snot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Funniest Jokes More Funniest Jokes

Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!