6 Foot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

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He will tell you.