6 Foot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

Snot Jokes More Snot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!