6 Foot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Coast Guard Jokes More Coast Guard Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy?

He was too far out!

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

5 Foot Jokes More 5 Foot Jokes

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship?

Having legs...

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

because their lipstick

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Snot Jokes More Snot Jokes

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.