6 Foot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

Snot Jokes More Snot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

5 Foot Jokes More 5 Foot Jokes

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

How'd you leave her?

Dead by the side of the road..."

Coast Guard Jokes More Coast Guard Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*