What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship?

Having legs...

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What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.