What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship?

Having legs...

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.