Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.