Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

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What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

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Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

He was out standing in his field

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.