Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

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What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!