What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

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How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.