Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

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What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.