Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

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What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !