Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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What's the Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.