Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.